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Small scale money laundering has traditionally been done through cash-heavy businesses. For example, a DNM vendor could run a small computer repair business and then pump their dirty cash into it, claiming that they perform far more repairs than is actually the case. However, as I described in a
recent post
, cash is slowly disappearing. In countries like Sweden, cash is almost extinct. Countries like the US with have more time, but eventually everyone will need to adapt to the new reality. In the remainder of this post, I will derive a new cash-free laundering method which I believe could be suitable for DNM vendors.
So how can vendors launder their money without using cash? First we need to review how money laundering works in gerneral. Fortunately, the basic laundering process is the same regardless of the type of money used:
The first step is trivially completed by converting to cash or by just taking cash payments in the first place. Other than a serial number, hard cash is untraceable. It is impossible to determine the previous owners of a bill simply by physical examination. The banking system is the exact opposite. Thanks to KYC/AML/ATF, every account corresponds to a real identity and every transaction is traceable. These characteristics make hiding the origin of funds is extremely difficult. Offshore banking secrecy is an option, but it has a high barrier to entry and is just as endangered as cash. The most obvious solution for the DNMs is to adopt Monero. If used properly, Monero can be even more untraceable than cash.
The second step requires much more effort. The vendor must find a way to funnel their dirty profits into a legal business. The ideal type of business depends on the characteristics of the launderer. DNM vendors tend to:
Based on these traits, a vendor would traditionally own a small cash-based service business as previously described. Service businesses are good because there is often no clear connection between their inputs and their outputs, so it's very difficult for observers to spot extra money being placed into the business. Unfortunately, few service business accept Monero, and so any attempt to launder serious funds through them would trigger red flags at the vendor's bank. An alternative business would be one which sells digital goods. These businesses are ideal as they have small variable costs, greater acceptance of cryptocurrencies, and can often be operated by a single person.
A good example I have seen is OB2 vendors selling public domain ebooks for 1 USD in BTC. If the vendor washes their BTC properly then it would be extremely difficult to show that they were simply paying themselves. However, the main downside is that the business does not appear to be legitimate. Many people on the DNMs seem to be under the impression that the IRS does not care how you earn your money as long as you pay your taxes. This is
not the case
. If you trigger too many Suspicious Activity Reports (SARs) at your bank then the IRS could seize your entire business under civil asset forfeiture. You may not go to prison, but you would still suffer a massive loss and have yearly audits for the rest of your life.
The goal then is to make the business appear more legimate. The real adversaries in this endeavor are the bank and the IRS. At small scales, a vendor could simply place their business profits into their own personal bank account. At larger scales, the vendor will need to apply for a business bank account and undergo much more scrutiny. Staying on the ebook subject, a copyrighted ebook seller on Amazon looks more real than a public domain ebook seller on Openbazaar. See
this article
for an example of Amazon ebook merchant money laundering.
The launderers in question don't actually do a very good job, but I like the general idea. I that assume that they live in a country with rather lax enforcement and therefore just need to get their money into the banking system rather than truly laundered. The main problems are that the book prices are way off, the books are just random text, and they committed tax fraud so they didn't actually fully clean the money. The concept is still sound though. A DNM vendor can setup an Amazon merchant account and list ebooks for sale. They can then use their Monero to generate artificial sales for their own ebooks. The main choke point will be when the launderer sets up their business bank account. The bank will demand detailed information about the business and will file SARs should they suspect that anything is off.
The launder must create a believable front for their business. Most DNM vendors probably can't pass as authors, so it would be much more plausible for them to claim to be ebook republishers/remarketers. Anyone can purchase the rights to unpopular ebooks at very low cost, so that can provide a source of legitimate looking product. The next step is to translate Monero into ebook sales on Amazon. The vendor has a few options:
1. Convert their Monero into Amazon gift cards and use the cards to purchase their own ebooks and leave positive reviews. This is very simple, but doesn't provide any of the usual credit card traffic for a merchant. I don't know if Amazon analyzes the proportion of puchases using gift cards vs credit cards, but it could use that data to locate possible launders.
2. Use their Monero to buy social media accounts and Command and Control (C2) infrastructure so that they can shill their ebooks on relevant websites. They could also outsource this shilling to other people once their business gets larger. These shills could probably be found on one of many crypto pump-and-dump chat groups. This method has the benefit of the Amazon purchases being mostly with credit cards from a wide assortment of accounts, and thus not raising much suspicion. The downside is that it may take longer to see results, especially if the ebooks aren't any good.
3. Use their Monero to directly pay people to use their credit cards to buy the ebooks and leave positive reviews. The vendor would tell the purchasers that they are simply buying fake reviews and not mention the laundering. These people could again be recruited from a pump-and-dump group. This has the advantage of creating immediate sales for the ebooks, while also increasing the number of positive verified reviews. The downside is that the purchasers may realize that the vendor is laundering money and threaten to report them if they don't give them more Monero.
Overall, I think that a combination of 1 and 2 would be the safest bet. The vendor could start off with a lot of gift card purchases to increase their ebooks' positive reviews, while slowly transitioning to a Monero funded advertising model as their business grows. I am not aware of any KYC/AML laws hindering this arrangement with Amazon, so it should be very straightforward to pull off.
I have presented a rather specific strategy, but the general ideas can be applied to a variety of laundering scenarios. I used Amazon as a sample sales platform, but of course others could be used. I can also imagine similar operations with obscure video games instead of ebooks. Perhaps cryptocurrencies will eventually become popular enough to revert back to laundering though service business, but I don't think that will be any time soon. Please let me know what you think of my post.


So how can vendors launder their money without using cash? First we need to review how money laundering works in gerneral. Fortunately, the basic laundering process is the same regardless of the type of money used:
- the trail between the money and its illicit origin needs to be broken
- a fake trail must be created which links the money to some new legal origin
The first step is trivially completed by converting to cash or by just taking cash payments in the first place. Other than a serial number, hard cash is untraceable. It is impossible to determine the previous owners of a bill simply by physical examination. The banking system is the exact opposite. Thanks to KYC/AML/ATF, every account corresponds to a real identity and every transaction is traceable. These characteristics make hiding the origin of funds is extremely difficult. Offshore banking secrecy is an option, but it has a high barrier to entry and is just as endangered as cash. The most obvious solution for the DNMs is to adopt Monero. If used properly, Monero can be even more untraceable than cash.
The second step requires much more effort. The vendor must find a way to funnel their dirty profits into a legal business. The ideal type of business depends on the characteristics of the launderer. DNM vendors tend to:
- have a small number of core members (often just one)
- be at least somewhat technologically skilled
- have limited connections to traditional organized crime
Based on these traits, a vendor would traditionally own a small cash-based service business as previously described. Service businesses are good because there is often no clear connection between their inputs and their outputs, so it's very difficult for observers to spot extra money being placed into the business. Unfortunately, few service business accept Monero, and so any attempt to launder serious funds through them would trigger red flags at the vendor's bank. An alternative business would be one which sells digital goods. These businesses are ideal as they have small variable costs, greater acceptance of cryptocurrencies, and can often be operated by a single person.
A good example I have seen is OB2 vendors selling public domain ebooks for 1 USD in BTC. If the vendor washes their BTC properly then it would be extremely difficult to show that they were simply paying themselves. However, the main downside is that the business does not appear to be legitimate. Many people on the DNMs seem to be under the impression that the IRS does not care how you earn your money as long as you pay your taxes. This is


The goal then is to make the business appear more legimate. The real adversaries in this endeavor are the bank and the IRS. At small scales, a vendor could simply place their business profits into their own personal bank account. At larger scales, the vendor will need to apply for a business bank account and undergo much more scrutiny. Staying on the ebook subject, a copyrighted ebook seller on Amazon looks more real than a public domain ebook seller on Openbazaar. See


The launderers in question don't actually do a very good job, but I like the general idea. I that assume that they live in a country with rather lax enforcement and therefore just need to get their money into the banking system rather than truly laundered. The main problems are that the book prices are way off, the books are just random text, and they committed tax fraud so they didn't actually fully clean the money. The concept is still sound though. A DNM vendor can setup an Amazon merchant account and list ebooks for sale. They can then use their Monero to generate artificial sales for their own ebooks. The main choke point will be when the launderer sets up their business bank account. The bank will demand detailed information about the business and will file SARs should they suspect that anything is off.
The launder must create a believable front for their business. Most DNM vendors probably can't pass as authors, so it would be much more plausible for them to claim to be ebook republishers/remarketers. Anyone can purchase the rights to unpopular ebooks at very low cost, so that can provide a source of legitimate looking product. The next step is to translate Monero into ebook sales on Amazon. The vendor has a few options:
1. Convert their Monero into Amazon gift cards and use the cards to purchase their own ebooks and leave positive reviews. This is very simple, but doesn't provide any of the usual credit card traffic for a merchant. I don't know if Amazon analyzes the proportion of puchases using gift cards vs credit cards, but it could use that data to locate possible launders.
2. Use their Monero to buy social media accounts and Command and Control (C2) infrastructure so that they can shill their ebooks on relevant websites. They could also outsource this shilling to other people once their business gets larger. These shills could probably be found on one of many crypto pump-and-dump chat groups. This method has the benefit of the Amazon purchases being mostly with credit cards from a wide assortment of accounts, and thus not raising much suspicion. The downside is that it may take longer to see results, especially if the ebooks aren't any good.
3. Use their Monero to directly pay people to use their credit cards to buy the ebooks and leave positive reviews. The vendor would tell the purchasers that they are simply buying fake reviews and not mention the laundering. These people could again be recruited from a pump-and-dump group. This has the advantage of creating immediate sales for the ebooks, while also increasing the number of positive verified reviews. The downside is that the purchasers may realize that the vendor is laundering money and threaten to report them if they don't give them more Monero.
Overall, I think that a combination of 1 and 2 would be the safest bet. The vendor could start off with a lot of gift card purchases to increase their ebooks' positive reviews, while slowly transitioning to a Monero funded advertising model as their business grows. I am not aware of any KYC/AML laws hindering this arrangement with Amazon, so it should be very straightforward to pull off.
I have presented a rather specific strategy, but the general ideas can be applied to a variety of laundering scenarios. I used Amazon as a sample sales platform, but of course others could be used. I can also imagine similar operations with obscure video games instead of ebooks. Perhaps cryptocurrencies will eventually become popular enough to revert back to laundering though service business, but I don't think that will be any time soon. Please let me know what you think of my post.